how i hate you when you come at 1 am,
to an innocent little boy,
who in turn wakes up his pregnant mommy,
and tired daddy,
and returns much too often in the next 4 hours.
you make nights long, and days longer.
you make happy boys, ornery,
energetic boys, lethargic,
and parents, unproductive and worry some.
we have seen enough of you this year in this one week.
we do not love you. please leave, and never return.
the worry some, unproductive, pregnant and sleepy mom!